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TWF REVOLUTION(NEW) (6-30-01)
The show starts out with Stephanie McMahon blasting
Mae Young about having the Women's title and carrying
around the hand, then challenges her for the Women's
belt. Mae accepts.

MATCH 1
George W. Bush v. Dr. Evil
The Mysterious Loser dominates Evil throughout the
match until the evil doctor counters a Presidential
Piledriver attempt with a backslide and a 'Dr. Evil
salute' to the eyes. Mini-Me then runs out, and while
Dr. Evil distracts the ref, hits W with the Sweet Shin
Music. Dr. Evil then hits the Testicle
Shaver(Shattered Dreams) for the pin.
WINNER: Dr. Evil

HW Bush then comes out and proceeds to attempt to
verbally assault Pee Wee by saying "I may not be able
to kick Saddam's ass anymore, but regaining my title
from that dickless bastard Pee Wee Sherman is prudent
at this juncture." Pee Wee then comes out and tells
Bush he has a match while heading for the ring.

MATCH 2
TWF TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
Pee Wee Sherman(c) v. George HW Bush
After Sherman hits the ring, he proceeds to beat the
hell out of Bush, who finally gets an advantage after
a botched frog splash attempt. Bush then hits Pee Wee
with some solid right hands and goes for the Bush
Factor, which Sherman counters with the ShermDrop2K.
He then picks up Bush and hits him with the Scud
Buster(Double-Arm DDT) for the pin.
WINNER AND STILL TWF TELEVISION TITLE CHAMPION: Pee
Wee Sherman

Smilin' Leon then interviews Tazz, who says if Austin
won't give his buddy Michael Cole an apology then he'd
have to live up to his promise to beat it out of
Austin. Austin then jumps Tazz from behind and does
his whole 'My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin' routine
before finally leaving.

Hulk Hogan then comes down to the ring, saying that
Ericho, Goldberg, and Gillberg were all in a
conspiracy to take the belt from him. Ericho comes out
and tells Hogan that it's taking everyone in the back
to keep Goldberg and Gillberg from coming out to beat
the hell out of him for saying such a stupid thing,
'Brother', and that it's taking every bit of
self-control to keep Postamania from running wild on
Hogan's ass. The Hardcore Genius Mike Thrawn then
jumps out of the crowd and proceeds to beat the hell
out of Hogan before hitting him with the Imperial
Crusher. Ericho then says that he'll beat the hell out
of Hogan himself to retain his TWF Title.

MATCH 3
TWF WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH
Mae Young(c)w/Mark Henry v. Stephanie McMahon w/Triple
H
Triple H takes out Mark Henry on the outside, then
while Steph distracts the ref, gives Mae a pedigree,
then kidnaps the hand. Steph then gets the pin
WINNER AND NEW TWF WOMEN'S CHAMPION: Stephanie McMahon

TWF Commissioner Shawn Michaels then comes out and
says the Mike Thrawn's unprovoked attack on Hogan
needs to be punished and tells Thrawn that he will
defend his Hardcore title against 14 other people in a
30-minute battle royal in which the title can change
as many times as possible in the half hour, but
refused to tell Thrawn who he'll be fighting. When
Thrawn threatens to resort to violence, HBK lays him
out with a Sweet Chin Music.

Test then comes out and asks HBK for a European title
match with Sting. Michaels accepts.

MATCH 4
EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH
Sting(c) v. Test
Sting starts off strong, but when he hooks on the
Scorpion Deathlock, Test makes the ropes. Test then
also kicks out of a Scorpion Deathdrop. He gives Sting
the big boot and goes for the elbow off the top rope.
He misses and Sting irish whips him into the corner
for a Stinger Splash, which Test dodges. While the ref
checks on Sting, Kurt Angle hits the ring and gives
Test the Olympic Slam. Shane McMahon then hits the
ring and gives the Slam to Sting while the ref tries
to get rid of Angle. Shane then puts Test on Sting for
the pin, thens exits through the crowd with Angle
coming after him.
WINNER AND NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION: Test

Kurt then comes back to the ring and challenges Shane
to a streetfight. Vince comes out and tells Angle that
he has the match.

DDP is in the Commissioner's office asking Michaels if
he can have a shot at the winner of the Ericho-Hogan
match for the title. Before Michaels can answer, the
Undertaker enters and says since he was gonna beat the
hell out of DDP, he might as well do it in a #1
contender match. HBK agrees.

MATCH 5
Steve Austin v. Tazz
Before the match, Michael Cole comes out and proclaims
himself the special referee for this match. Austin
then proceeds to beat the hell out of Tazz while
making threats to Cole. Eventually Tazz gets some
momentum and puts Stone Cold in the Tazzmission.
Austin escapes with a Stone Cold Stunner. While Tazz
lays on the mat unconscious, Austin gives Cole the
Stunner and uses Cole's hand for the 3-count
WINNER: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Gary the Fairy catches up with Hogan, who says that 'I
will have an insurance policy against another attack
like the one from Thrawn, brother. Hulkamania will run
wild all over Ericho and the ground will shake at my
feet and when it's all said and done, when the dust
settles, Hulkamania will stand tall over Postamania,
brother.' then walks off.

MATCH 6
TWF LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE LADDER MATCH
Scott Evil(c) v. Chicken Fryz Tresize
Tresize again pulls the Hornswagglin' Hillbilly,
except he ends with a splash from the top rope.(Good
Old LN and Dynamite Doug were surprised that he made
it to the top rope in the first place) He then grabs
the ladder and barely grabs the belt before the ladder
literally breaks under the weight.
WINNER AND NEW TWF LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Chicken
Fryz Tresize

In a pre match interview Kurt says that he will beat
the hell out of Shane in their streetfight. He then
asks Smilin' Leon how in the world someone as large as
Chicken Fryz can be Lightheavyweight Champion.

Gary the Fairy then interviews Post Ericho, who says:
'I don't give a rat's ass if that has-been Hogan has
an insurance policy, has a retirement policy, but that
he will keep his belt. Hulkamania will be in a casket
6 feet under by the time Postamania's done with it,
brother." The TWF Commissioner, Shawn Michaels, then
shows up and says that the casket idea is a good one
and their title match will be a casket match and walks
off, leaving Post Ericho in a state of confusion
usually reserved for Al Snow or Mean Street Posse
matches.

MATCH 7
STREETFIGHT
Shane McMahon v. Kurt Angle
Kurt Angle gets the early advantage on Shane, but the
Giant Killer kicks out of an early Olympic Slam. Shane
then grabs a garbage can, but Angle hits Shane with a
chair, driving the can into Shane's face. Angle then
puts Shane in the Anklelock in the middle of the ring.
Test comes out and breaks it up, then gives Angle a
Pumphandle Slam. Shane then beats the hell out of Kurt
with a Kendo stick, then does a WM17 ShaneTerminator
into a trash can into Angle's face for the pin.
WINNER: Shane McMahon

MATCH 8
TWF TAG TEAM TITLE TRIPLE THREAT TLC MATCH
The Hardy Boyz(c) v. Head Cheese v. Dino Pride/Steve
Kennedy
Blackman starts off with some martial arts to the
Hardys, but gets attacked by the FakeDick Badass. Al
Snow then makes the save with a Snow Plow. Matt Hardy
climbs a ladder, but Dickless Dino catches him with a
dropkick from the top rope. Jeff tries but Blackmant
drags him down. Kennedy sets up a table on the outside
and then lays Matt onto it and gives him the Badass
Boomstick through the table, while Dino gives Snow a
Where's Nazi Bomb through the other table. He then
grabs another ladder, and Jeff, Blackman, Dino, and
Steve begin climbing for the belt. Dino knocks Jeff
off of his ladder, but loses his balance and knocks
Steve off of the other one. Blackman then grabs the
title belts for the win.
WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Head Cheese

Steve and Dino then get into a post match argument, in
which Steve picks up a mike and tells Dino that he
only went under the FakeDick moniker because he felt
sorry for the dickless Dino. Steve then calls Pee Wee
out, and the two of them argue with Dino, then the TV
champ and the former FakeDick Badass beat the hell out
of Dino until Dick Cheney and Mini-Queer make the
save.

Thrawn then comes out to the ring and demands that HBK
tell him who he's fighting in the battle royal.
Michaels shows up on the ThrawnTron and tells Thrawn
that since his match is next, he might as well tell
him. He says Thrawn will face Kane, Al Gore, Bill
Clinton, Mike Awesome, Vince McMahon, Billy Gunn,
Crash Holly, Edge, Christian, The Rock, Booker T, Big
Show, Big Bossman, and Dick Cheney and then wishes The
Hardcore Genius luck.

MATCH 9
15-MAN 30 MINUTE HARDCORE TITLE BATTLE ROYAL
The match starts off fast with Billy Gunn capitalizing
on the confusion and pinning Thrawn after a chair
shot.
Kane, Gore and Thrawn then triple team him until Vince
busts them all over the head and pins Gunn. Kane then
gets up and chokeslams Vince for the pin and the
title.
Bill Clinton, who has cleared the ring with a
sledgehammer he got somewhere, the busts Kane, and
gives him The Wildnight Worm for the pin. Mike Awesome
then takes advantage of a Rock Bottom to Clinton to
bust The Rock over the head with a sign and pin
Wildnight. Awesome then fights his way to the outside,
where Vince puts him through the Spanish announcer's
table for the pin to regain the title. He then mouths
off to Tito, one of the announcers, who lays him out,
allowing Kane to get the pin. Al Gore then grabs a
barbed wire-covered 2x4 from the crowd and busts Kane
with it for the pin. Kane gets up, throws Gore in the
ring, and Last Rides him to regain the title.Edge and
Christian then get Kane with a Conchairto in the
middle of the ring. Christian then busts Edge with his
chair and pins Kane. Mike Awesome then catches
Christian with the Awesome Bomb and the pin. Crash
Holly then starts beating the hell out of him with a
broom until Big Show chokeslams him and Booker T, who
was trying to get a pin. He then gives Awesome the
Final Cut and goes for the pin, until Big Bossman
busts a glass pitcher over Show's head and pins
Awesome himself. Mike Thrawn, who had been getting the
hell beaten out of him, manages to hit the Imperial
Crusher on the outside for the pin. He then tries to
run up the ramp to get away, but Billy Gunn catches
him with a FameAsser for the pin on the ramp. Mike
Awesome then gives Billy an Awesome Bomb off of the
stage and through the table, then pins him to win the
Hardcore title for the 4th time. Big Bossman then
beats the hell out of him with his nightstick and gets
the pin. Al Gore manages to hit the Tax Cut on Bossman
for the pin and another Hardcore title reign. Dick
Cheney drags him to the ring and gives him the Blow
Job for the pin with 30 seconds left. Billy Gunn then
busts Cheney in the head with a trash can lid and gets
the pin. Big Show then chokeslams him and goes for the
pin. Just as the ref hits 2, time runs out. Billy Gunn
is the winner of the battle royal
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: Billy Gunn
 (There were many other title reigns in this match)

MATCH 10
#1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH
The Undertaker v. Diamond Dallas Page
DDP comes out on the ramp, and like a complete pussy,
forfeits the match to the Taker because he already
suffered enough Last Rides. Taker then stares at him
with the same I-watched-an-Al Snow-match look.
WINNER BY FORFEIT: The Undertaker

MATCH 11
TWF TITLE CASKET MATCH
Post Ericho(c) v. Hulk Hogan
 Goldberg and Gillberg are banned from ringside
Hogan goes for the early gangbanger offense, but
misses the big boot and Ericho catches him with a
clothesline. Hogan then bodyslams Ericho and gives him
the Leg Drop, but instead of going for the win, he
announces his 'insurance policy'--Randy Savage. Before
Savage can make the ring, Mike Thrawn, still
recovering from the battle royal, intercepts him and
proceedsto take him to the ring and beat the hell out
of him and Hogan. Just as Hogan and Savage are making
a comeback and are ready to put Ericho in the casket
after a Savage top rope elbowdrop, Steve Kennedy and
Pee Wee Sherman hit the ring, and along with Thrawn
and Ericho, beat the hell out of the has-beens.
Finally, they put both Savage and Hogan in the casket
and shut the lid to help Ericho retain his title.
WINNER AND STILL TWF WORLD CHAMPION: Post Ericho

Ericho grabs the mike and tells Hogan that his
insurance policy has shown up. He then says that he,
The Hardcore Genius, Pee Wee Sherman, and the newly
christened RCB Badass Steve Kennedy are now the
Postamaniax and they have run wild on the
Hulkamaniacs, brother